rock scissors paper
POSTED ON Thursday, 10 November 2011 AT Thursday, November 10, 2011 \\
I understand that scissors can eat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there's no way paper can beat rock. paper is supposedto magically wrap around rock leaving it immobile? why can't paper do this to scissors? screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? why aren't sheet of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take note in class? I'll tell you why. because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear it up in two seconds. when I play rock paper scissors, I always choose rock. then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched first and say, oh sorry. I thought paper would protect you...

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